Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Too Good Not to Share

Thanks to CNN.com for this donut chart (mmmmm, donuts).  Funny to see the Firesign Theater recognized.  One of my early (very early) comedic influences as well.  A little sloppy to have "Adult Swim" as a single "Influenced."  There have been probably more than thirty separate shows that have been part of Adult Swim since its inception.  Love that The Critic is on the list.  I miss that show.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Life is good.

Harrison Barnes.  Number one recruit in the country.  Makes the only sane decision and signs with Carolina.

Now a prospect is a prospect and some work out and some don't.  So while having this amazing athlete attend my alma mater is a good thing, the more fun thing about this news might be that Coach Rat (Kryshewski or some other such spelling) recruited this kid hard.  Coach Williams only started recruiting him after the Final Four.

And where does he go?  Chapel Hill, baby.  Chapel Hill.

The payback for the Nineties and the early 2000s is on.  And even after two national titles and a 7-2 record over the last nine head-to-head meetings, it looks as though the waters might continue to flow Carolina Blue for a while.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Things that I miss

Your Darn Skippy will soon be headed back to the world (ie. back to the States) for some well earned R&R.  As I look forward to that, I'm trying to think of the things that I miss most about the United States.  A common theme stood out to me, and I wonder if it will to you as well, Dear Reader.

A caveat:  the thing that I miss the most, is not a thing at all.  It is (he is?) my dear sweet son, Skippy, Jr.  I miss him so terribly that I'm not sure that I dare plunge the depth of that emotion.  It is probably better to let that sleeping dog lie, at least until there is some comfort of distance.  So other than Skippy, Jr. here are the things I miss.

  1. A well poured pint of Guiness
  2. Sushi
  3. Good mexican food
  4. Good chinese food
  5. A nice restaurant (of any sort)
  6. A great Southern breakfast
  7. Rain
  8. Fall
  9. A good orthoepaedic mattress
  10. College football on at the right time of day
  11. A massage
  12. Sundays as part of the weekend
  13. A sports bar
I guess the common theme only holds through the first four, but it's sort of obvious and it was the same way that I felt about missing the US when I was posted overseas for two years.  One of the absolute best things about the United States is the easy access to ethnic delicacies.  A Guiness, sushi, mexican food.  Ahh. 

Not all at once, of course.  Although Guiness does pair well with sushi.

I can't wait to be home.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Hark the Sound ...

The sweet sound of victory.



















Any season where you beat Dook is a pretty good season.  Now let's see about taking care of BC and/or NCState (especially the Wolfies) and we can call it a good season.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

How I got to Baghdad (the last chapter)

I mentioned that Jordan was hot.  Jordan was a warm spring day compared to the blast furnace of the runway at Baghdad International Airport (BIAP).  The Airport is half civil airport and half military installation.  Well, maybe three quarters military and one quarter civilian.  That was true in the former regime as well, but there was a different military sharing the airport.
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We were marched away from the back of the C-130 (once again through the baking wash of the four turbo prop engines) and toward the passenger terminal on the military side.  The wash is sort of amazing, powerful and frightening.  Maybe you've walked across an airport tarmac to one of those puddle jumpers that everyone hates to fly from Scraton to Pittsburgh.  Sometimes the engines are already revved up as you arrive, and they're sort of intimidating.  Not because you think they could actually cause you harm, but because, hey, you've seen the Indiana Jones movies and what happened to that big German dude was no joke.  Well imagine the engine on that puddle jumper roaring away, but ten times the size.  And then multiply it by four.  Add in the incredible heat of an August afternoon in Iraq and you might be approaching what we were walking though.  The wind pushed us away from the engines rather than sucking us toward their whirling blades, but being out of control even stepping away from them was intimidating.
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Grabbing our bags from the pallet, we made our way through our first T-walls.  Now, you don't know it yet, but T-wall is an incredibly descriptive term.  Everyone is familiar with Jersey walls, those ubiquitous wedges of concrete that have saved countless lives of highway contstruction workers and chewed up billions of dollars worth of bumpers and tires of inattentive drivers.  So T-walls are Texas walls, to be compared with Jersey walls with the knowledge that "everything is bigger in Texas."  They are fifteen foot high Jersey walls that are used everywhere in Iraq.  They are used as walls, for traffic control, and for shrapnel control.  They are all over every U.S. installation in Iraq, including the Embassy compound.  They were awesome on first seeing them but they are pedestrian, even vaguely annoying after a short period of time in country.
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Beyond the T-walls, we were guided to the small compound within a military base known as Sully.  Sully is kind of a holding compound for transiting non-military folks in the middle of the huge military base at BIAP.  We were waiting there for the "shuttle" for the final six or seven miles of our journey.  The compound is surrounded, of course, by T-walls.  There's a hard cover to protect against indirect fire (IDF, which is usually mortars and rockets), a bunch of trailers, and well, that's about it.  There's a computer lounge trailer, a TV lounge trailer, an office trailer, a bathroom trailer with showers, and several sleeping trailers.  After a briefing which basically said, you're here for a while, there isn't much to do, and dinner isn't for a few hours, we were left to our own devices.
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I said, "shuttle."  That is scarely accurate, even with the quotation marks.  The shuttle is known affectionately as "The Rhino."  It is essentially a heavily armored recreational vehicle painted a color best described as rhinoceros grey.  It is in that cross between the short bus and a tank that you make the initial trip from BIAP to the Embassy, unless, of course, you happen to be important enough to rate a helicopter or a Diplomatic Security convoy of your own.  As I think I made clear before, I do not rate.  When I arrived in Iraq, the Rhino only ran late in the night and at variable times to make it a hard target for terrorists and improvised explosive devices (IEDs).  So we waited, again until that indeterminate time, when the Rhino would be ready for us and we would make the run down Route Irish through the red zone to the relative safety of the international zone and finally home onto the Embassy compound.  That was the goal.  But first, we waited.
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As I explored the 150 square yards that was my home for the immediate future, the migraine which had been lurking seized on the searing heat and bright sunlight and settled behind my left eye.  It built through the feeling of pressure during our brief orientation and hammered right on through into full blown pain after less than forty five minutes or so in Iraq.  Although I know it is impossible, the sensation was something like a rabid hamster alternately gnawing on my optic nerve and digging away at the back of my sphenoid sinus.  It hurt.  A lot.
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I could not get comfortable.  I couldn't sit.  I couldn't read or listen to music.  I could sort of watch TV for a few minutes at a time, but had to get up every ten minutes or so to change the angle of the pressure inside of my head.  Not that the pain went away, but it just changed a little and so provided some small measure of relief.  Everyone was exhausted, and I could feel the thoughts of my compatriots every time I got up not so much to do anything but rather to change the angle of attack of the headache.  "Where could he possibly be going?  Why can't he just fall into a stupor like the rest of us?  Why does he keep moving around?"  Sorry, everyone.  You do what you have to do.
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After a couple of hours, several of us went over to the cafeteria (which in military parlance is a DFAC, short for dining facility) for dinner.  It was fine, I suppose, but I mostly remember being slightly nauseous from the headache and though a cool drink was helpful, a big dinner was not what I was looking for.  After dinner, there was really nothing to do.  The setting sun provided some relief from the heat and the temperature dipped into the low 100s.  Brrrr.  We were still about five hours away from the earliest time at which we might begin our trip from Sully compound to the Embassy.  The Embassy which was only six or seven miles away.  The Embassy that I had been travelling since Friday noon to get to (it was now early evening on Sunday).  Six tantalizing miles away.
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There's a sort of insanity inspired by waiting so long so close to your ultimate destination.  One colleague here has said "Six years later and we can't take a cab from the airport to the Embassy.  We have lost this war."  I don't agree; there are plenty of countries where the Regional Security Officer won't let you take a cab to the airport:  Colombia, Venezuela, Haiti, etc.  But I get the point.  And it sets a tone for your tour in Iraq.  Everything is hard here.  Getting from the airport to the Embassy can be really, really hard.  And that is frustrating.  Especially so when you already been travelling for thirty-six or so hours.
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All of the cots in the sleeping room were long since spoken for by sleeping bodies, so I tried occasionally to watch TV.  The big chairs were comfortable, when you could snag one, but I was not.  So I would have to give up my comfy chair from time to time to move around, and most of the time found it re-occupied by the time I returned.  Even through my headache, Undercover Brother made me smile but time passed incredibly slowly.  Master and Commander with its pretentiousness (intended or otherwise) did not make me smile. 
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Sometime after midnight, they rounded us up again and moved us to a different place on the compound, perhaps half a mile away.  The Rhino Station is a low plywood building surrounded by, what else?  T-walls.  There is a front porch and a little yard with gravel six inches deep.  With the darkness and finally cooling degrees (down to 90!) my headache began to ease its grip.
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It was here, at the Rhino Station, that I realized fully that we were in a war zone, even now.  In my imagination, you could have plopped this station down at some staging area in the Mekong Delta thirty years ago and you would have had the exact same vibe.  Well, there were way more civilians here than there would have been there and civilians are a stupid lot in an environment like that.  We don't stand in line well.  We have too much luggage.  We wander off and need instructions repeated.  But as a unit of soldiers flooded into the Station groggy from their own odessy into Iraq, it was very clear that we were not in just any hardship post.  We were in a war zone.
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We were "manifested" onto the Rhinos and thankfully, I had all the right ID to get my name on the list and then ... what else?  We waited.  The wait was shorter this time and after a chuckle about a couple of DHS agents who had slept through the call to move from Sully to the Rhino Station and a longer than comfortable moment of panic when I could not find my backpack (it was on my back) the Rhinos arrived.  We threw our bags in a container (really, one of those big shipping containers) and climbed, hopefully, onto the Rhino that was headed to the Embassy.  After some confusion about who was on which Rhino headed exactly where in the international zone which would have been hilarious at noon but was completely unentertaining at three in the morning, our little convoy started to roll.
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Now I was wide awake again.  I peered out the window into the dark, trying to get a glimpse of the country that I would be serving in for the next year.  Other than the checkpoints we went through, it was dark.  There wasn't much to see.  Electricity is kind of scarce here (for a ton of reasons) and who knows if there are really a lot of buildings along that road anyway.  I certainly didn't.  Still I strained my eyes into the darkness, trying to remember my anti-IED training.  Looking for signs that a pile of trash by the road might conceal our doom.  More than once I pushed to the bottom of my conciousness thoughts of what it might be like if there was an explosion, if the reinforced glass came shattering inward, and the Rhino lurched to the side as the drivers were blown apart.  I was scared.
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Was there really good reason to be?  Who's to say?  The attacks on Route Irish are few and far between these days, but they do still happen.  It was my first night there and my mind was exhausted from the day(s) that had led me to that point.  I had said good bye to Patrick only a little more than 48 hours before, but it seemed as though that might have been another father saying good bye to another son.  I was in a different world.  On a different planet.  Worried, over-worried probably, but still with good reason, that something really bad might happen to me before I found my new bed in my new home.
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But, of course, it didn't.  The ride was relatively short, and completely uneventful.  We went through one more checkpoint, this one with American faces manning it, and we were in the International Zone, in the Green Zone.  We were, well, home.  We took off our helmets, and I for one, began to breathe again.
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The huge bus made a sweeping right turn into a controlled access center that has been repeated at the walls of fifty Embassy's around the world.  Peruvian guards came on and checked our IDs and we were through.  Slightly dizzy from exhaustion, I climbed out of the rhino and got my first look at the Embassy compound.  It looked then (and still looks now to me) like nothing other than a residential community college in the American southwest.  With a wall around it.  I grabbed my suitcase, which now seemed to weigh 130 pounds rather than the 65 that it really was, and lined up to get my key to my apartment.
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I was last in line, and this time, not on the list.  They had no key for me.  After a moment of searching around, they discovered that they were expecting me the next night.  By then, everyone else had stumbled off to their rooms and I was left to find SDA (Staff Diplomatic Apartment) 6-307 on my own.  At that time, the SDA's had no signs on the outside (or inside for that matter) to tell you which was which.  I knew the place where I got my key was SDA 1, but that was all I knew, so I guessed.  And guessed badly.
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I figured out eventually that I was in the wrong building by examining, of all things, the fire alarm system.  I guessed again and guessed wrong.  One more guess put me in a third wrong building.  Finally, I pulled my suitcase, my carry on luggage, and my armored, exhausted body into the correct building and found the right room.  My scratching around with the key woke my roommate, a good friend and work colleague from home, who welcomed me to Iraq with a sleepy smile.  I left unpacking for the next day and collapsed onto my bed, pausing only long enough to take out my dried out contact lenses.  It was ten after four in the morning on Monday.  I had traveled for about 56 hours.  I was here.
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I would wake up the next day in Baghdad.
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YDS
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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Not to say I told you so...

But here is what Uncle Skippy was saying a year ago about socialism.  And what industry did he pick to make his point?  I know, it was pretty obvious, but I like to preen a little from time to time.
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Honestly, though, why did almost no one scream "socialism!" when the Bush administration socialized the banking system and so many are screaming it now when Obama's administration is taking on the long deferred task of addressing the healthcare system?
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It's not a rhetorical question.  The answer is that Americans for better or worse, value their dollar more than they do the health of their fellow Americans.
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For better or worse.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

How I got to Baghdad (In country at last!)


Let's see. Where were we Dear Reader? Ah, yes, blissfully sliding off to sleep in a four-star hotel in a ten thousand year old city with dread behind and hope ahead.
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Well, not quite. Sleep came in fits and starts, as it often does, when anticipating an early morning start and mulling over the bad, bad consequences of oversleeping. So I did not sleep well. Basically, I slept in 55 minute blocks as I rolled to look at the clock exactly on the hour every hour between two and seven a.m. How I managed to know when the top of the hour was coming in order to wake and check the clock, I have no idea. Ask a biologist, perhaps, or a sleep therapist. All I know is that it is annoying and frustrating and an almost helpless feeling to be caught in a sleep cycle like that. Knowing that you will need every ounce of energy for the road ahead, but terrified that you will miss your alarm and have to scramble to catch up with a day out of control from its very beginning.
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My terror, of course, was completely unwarranted, but I did not know that at the time and so the fitful sleep continued.
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The alarm worked and the front desk rang through with a cheerful, if slightly unintelligible, wakeup call and the day began. Having not slept well, I got ready painfully slowly and eventually rolled my bag into the all glass elevator too late for breakfast. It was probably just as well as my stomach had no idea what time it was or what meal was appropriate.
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I checked out and once again found myself in a group of Americans as we waited for our black Mercedi to take us this time to a quasi-military airport for the next leg of the journey. Mine was among the first to arrive pretty much exactly at the 8 a.m. departure time that I had been told to prepare for. I slid in next to the driver and again had a nice chat on the ride. The drive looked as though he was African American and spoke English with only a whisper of an accent, but he was born in Amman and had never been to the U.S. Go figger.
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We went through what appeared to be a Jordanian Army checkpoint and arrived at the airport. Airport was a kind appellation for the entrance way, security point, holding area, snack shop and duty free that made up this installation. He let me out and I overtipped again, still having made no change for the 20 dollar bills that I had (much less gotten local currency).
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And the day of waiting began.
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Our first point of waiting was the entrance way of the airport. I was near first there, and though there were clearly other Americans there, it was far from clear that I was in the right place for the rather specific flight that I was about to take. So I was nervous. After some time, much longer than I would have expected, others from the hotel began to arrive and so my dread that I was some how terribly mistaken in arriving at this place, which didn't yet look much like an airport, started to recede.
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The chatter around me was interesting and though I thought perhaps I should strike up a conversation with someone, anyone, I wasn't much in the mood to talk. Those talking the loudest were those returning from their R&R (rest and recuperation) trips who recognized friends or acquaintances returning at the same time. They swapped stories of their travel and their families and laughed about the inconveniences of life at the Embassy or in Baghdad or, for some of them, on the Provincial Reconstruction Teams. I eavesdropped unabashedly--still hungry for information even after all the blogs I'd read, the message boards I'd scoured, and the orientation courses I'd taken. It was somewhat odd to be that curious, I thought, as in twenty-four hours I'd be in the middle of it myself, but still I craved more, hoping that the next nugget, the next sage word would assure me finally and completely that it was going to be okay after all.
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Curiously, that sage word did not come.
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After about forty-five minutes, a small group of spectacularly bored looking Jordanians showed up to usher us through the security check point. Shoes and belts off, the whole deal. We stood in line to check our bags (learning that they would be "palletized" which I did not even realize was a word) and get a sort of cross between a ticket and a door prize stub. Neither process inspired confidence in our eventual arrival (mine or my luggage) anywhere near our intended destination.
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Anyway, we were through the checkpoint by about 9:15 and into the lounge for the next and much longer stretch of waiting. It soon became apparent that we were not the only flight leaving that morning. Women, children, and mostly sullen men began to filter into the waiting lounge as well. One man in particular, was pretty alarming, as his hair was wild, his clothes were unwashed and he kept referring furtively to a laptop that he kept guarded close to his body.
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I learned, as we waited, that signs that say "No Smoking" in English apparently mean "Smoke Profusely, preferably two cigarettes at once if you can" in Arabic. Who knew? It is at times like these that you realize the downside of the ever-growing prohibition on indoor smoking in the United States. There was a time when Your Darn Skippy could spend the entire evening in a smoke filled bar and not really notice that the smoke was bad until waking the next morning having to hold his jeans at arm's length while depositing them in the laundry basket. That time is long gone. Now a single cigarette causes significant discomfort and being virtually surrounded by chain smokers ignoring the "No Smoking" signs did significant damage to my sinuses and awoke the migraine monster who had not been completely run off by the fitful night's sleep.
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"I'm here" said the monster, "and I'm ready."
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Thankfully, the plane for the smoking men and the women and children and the crazy computer guy came and they began to board. There were anxious moments as it appeared that crazy computer guy would dawdle too long fiddling with his computer and be left with us. But thankfully, the too patient air crew came back to get him and he too left.
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And we waited. Now, understand that there was no flight time for this little trip to Baghdad, so the waiting took on a Kaufka-esque quality. We were passing time, but we had no idea how much. There were planes there, but were they the ones we were waiting for? I even saw C-130s land, but still we waited.
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Finally, sometime after noon, they told us we were ready (I had been ready...) and hustled us out to a container outside of the lounge to be assigned body armor and helmets for the ride. And after some waiting in the hot sun, we were led across the tarmac to a waiting C-130. Unless you are a very important person, and YDS is not, and neither were the people I was traveling with, you board a C-130 from behind and with the engines running.
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The C-130's gate drops down to form a ramp that doesn't quite reach the ground, so there is a not insignificant step up (especially when wearing armor which people call PPE for personal protective equipment or BBA for battle (?) body armor, or if you really want to show that you are a geek, call it "battle rattle" when you aren't in the military). The beast is loud and you have to wear ear plugs while boarding and for the whole trip. It was brilliantly bright and hot in the Jordanian sun and dark inside of the C-130, so boarding through the hairdryer exhaust of the plane was intimidating to say the least.
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The C-130 is a cargo plane. And today, this C-130's cargo was diplomats. There are no chairs, only sort of sling benches. And they don't face foward, they face to the side. And, as I found out soon enough, there are gaps in the benches just large enough to get sort of stuck in...
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We settled in as they loaded the pallet with our luggage on behind us.  We struggled to figure out the seat belts and waited in anticipation in our hot, dark seats as the plane taxied. It's not all that unusual not to be able to see out of the plane that your are riding in, but it's still sort of comforting to know that someone in your row has that window seat and can have a look outside to see where you are. On a C-130, there is no such luxury. There are almost no windows in the cargo compartment and the ones that are there, you wouldn't be able to see much out of anyway. There's no clue regarding the end of the taxiing and the beginning of your takeoff.  There are no geographic points of reference to slake your curiosity.  There isn't anything to look at but each other and that's kind of rude, so there's really nothing to look at.
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When you're sitting at a right angle to the direction a plane is travelling as it takes off, you slide over with the acceleration of the plane as it hurtles down the runway and as it climbs into the sky. As I slid over, I slid quite squarely into the gap between the sling benches and the fellow next to me slid over as well occupying the space I had been in. Now the funny part is that I didn't really realize that there weren't these ridiculous gaps under all of the seats, so I didn't think to ask for him to slide back over. He was promptly asleep anyway, so I was doomed to one buttock on the bench and one in the gap, setting my spine at an uncomfortable angle only exacerbated by the forty-five or so pounds of body armor. A recipe for my busted disc to act up, if ever there was one.
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Once we were safely in the air, there was really nothing to do. I got out my iPod and replaced my earplugs with the noise reducing earbuds that I had and listened to music. For my eyes, it was too dark to read, but a woman across from me was studying a wedding magazine with great intent. It was a curious juxtaposition: her in her body armor and helmet, turning carefully through the pages of "Bride" magazine.
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Time passed slowly, but it passed and after two hours (More? Less? I couldn't say for sure anymore.), we started our descent. The crew slammed the belly of the C-130 onto the tarmac at Baghdad International Airport (BIAP) and I was in Iraq.
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Once again Dear Reader, the hour has grown late. This story has only one more chapter, I promise, but I cannot finish it tonight. Soon.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

As most of us suspected all along.

Finally the truth is revealed!  What could we expect of those Devil worshippers eight miles away?

Carry your crucifix at night Tar Heel fans.  Other ACC fans should watch out too, but you have the luxury of distance.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Fascinating who Amazon.com thinks I am

Dear Amazon.com customer, As someone who has shown an interest in non-stick cookware, you might like to know about nylon cooking utensils that will keep your non-stick surface in good shape.

Someday, I aspire to get one of these little lovenotes from Amazon.com about ninja equipment, or jet packs, or at least something not completely nerdy.

Sigh.

Monday, October 5, 2009

How I got to Baghdad (cont.)

I'll back up a bit.  I know, Dear Roomate, I hear you scream "Get on with it!" but Dear Reader is a kinder, gentler audience and I want to paint the full picture.

Although the flight to Heathrow was uneventful, that is not to say that it was restful, or even particularly pleasant.  Your Darn Skippy is not a small man and was larger at his time of departure than he has been for quite some time (larger than he is now, seven weeks on, truth be told).  Economy class seats are not kind to my frame.  The knees and my low back are the special targets for physical discomfort inflicted by long periods in a cramped and uncomfortable chair.  But thankfully, there are no tales of equally huge people sitting next to me, no snoring, and for this leg of the trip at least, no real issues of crying babies.  In fact, I had an aisle seat, and so could control my own access to my seat and to the restroom and had a relatively small British woman sitting next to me who slept much of the flight.  Compared to the possibilities, not unpleasant.

I watched Star Trek (YDS rates it "Fun! but not a classic") and part of Taken (forgettable) and one other movie that escapes me at the moment (apparently even more forgettable).  I read and listened to music.  I even dozed a bit, but I do not generally sleep on airplanes, an unfortunate shortcoming of mine.  So on arriving at Heathrow, while not the horrible place of my imagination, I was still quite tired and disoriented getting there in the morning of the next day (August 15 for those of you scoring at home).

The lounges were all quite bright and loud and commercially oriented, so even though the seats might have otherwise been very suitable for a nap, the ambiance was not.  I eventually ate, not so much because I was hungry (I wasn't) but because I figured I need to keep my strength up for another long flight.  This time from London to Amman.  The layover was not all that long, under five hours, so my memories of Heathrow are not horrific, just ordinary.

Boarding for the plane to Amman was less auspicious.  There was a large contingent of families with small children and as I boarded, I worried that this flight would not be as tranquil as my transatlantic journey.  The odds seemed to favor some, if not all, of those small children crying at one time or another.

Now understand, Dear Reader, lest you think that I am an intolerant baby hater that YDS made serveral transatlantic flights with Skippy Jr. when Skippy Jr. was quite young.  Virtually all of them were disastrous including the last one.  That memorable flight featured just the two of us traveling together. The highlight was YDS nearly having a nervous breakdown saved only by the providence of a flight attendant willing to let Skippy Jr. sit in the galley with the rest of the attendants for a while so that his father could close his eyes for just a few minutes before they popped out of his head.  Therefore, part of me is quite compassionate when it comes to parents traveling with small children.

That part of me, however, must battle stiffly with the increasingly grumpy middle aged man in me, who would like to have a peaceful flight and isthattoomuchtoask, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD???  Pun intended, but not appreciated by YDS while in that situation.  So across the aisle and one row behind was a Middle Eastern man traveling with three small children without any apparent adult female assistance.  And quite predictably, his babe in arms cried.  Not so predictably, however, the baby cried for approximately four hours out of the five hour and fifteen minute flight.  This baby was not the only one crying on the flight, but certainly took honors for the most persistant wailer.

I tried to offer the poor man with the babe in arms sympathetic looks on a frequent basis, as I truly was sympathetic, but those glances became more and more infrequent as the grumpy middle aged man battled against the compassionate parent who had walked a mile in those very uncomfortable shoes.  Time passed, of course, but slowly and the five plus hours between London and Amman seemed much longer than the seven plus between DC and London.

It was deep in the night of August the Fifteenth when we arrived in Amman.  My first landing in the Middle East; my second trip to Asia.  I was tired, somewhat hungry, definitely thirsty, and nursing a vague headache that lurked at the base of my skull, but threatened to jump behind my eye with the full force of a migraine at any moment.  And to be honest, I was a little scared.  I'd like to say I was only nervous, but that wouldn't be true to my real emotion on setting down in the Middle East for the first time.

The Middle East, in my hopelessly American mind, was a land of conflict, a land of strife, of suicide bombers and religious intolerance.  A place of violence and hatred, where the clumsy overtures of American diplomacy (not to mention the clumsier attempts at covert influence) only serve to muddy already troubled waters.  OK, I'll give you the Camp David Accords, but what have we done for us lately?

But my rational mind won out as I gathered my bags.  This was Jordan.  Jordan is okay; it's not all that dangerous here, right?  That hard won confidence shattered quickly as I passed the first bank of drivers with their placards welcoming tired travelers and promising an experienced hand (and an Arabic tongue) in clearing immigration and customs.  There was no placard reading "SKIPPY." 

"That's okay," I told myself, "He's probably on the other side of immigration."  But that voice was small and not confident.  I felt a little better to find that there were other Americans headed to Baghdad whose drivers were apparently similarly missing.  We conspired as to how to find alternative arrangements as we stood in line for immigration and hoped collectively that our drivers were waiting on the other side.  The immigration officer typed for a moment in his computer, studied my state of the art passport, stamped it and waved me through.  I forgot entirely the Arabic word for "thank you" (shakrun, by the way) and so mumbled my gratitude in English and pushed through the gate, hoping against hope that my driver was waiting on the other side.

He was.  As were drivers for every American headed to Baghdad through Amman on that flight (probably a dozen of us).  We made our way out to black Mercedes (Mercedeses?) in pairs, driver and diplomat, and slipped out of the airport and onto the highway into Amman.  My driver was exceedingly pleasant and friendly.  We chatted about his family and mine.  About how long he'd been driving and how long I'd been a diplomat.  We traded stories of our sons.  I breathed easier and tried to take in as much of Jordan as I could at night and along a highway, which was not a lot, but some. 

It's hilly, and people like to hang out by campfires along the side of the highway.  That's mostly what I got.  We arrived at my hotel, in a line with all the other Mercedi and I was whisked inside the 1980s splendor of the Hotel Kempinski.  I overtipped my driver and soon I was in a very nice and comfortable room.

I took an overlong and overhot shower (flooding the bathroom in the process) and slipped between crisp, clean, luxurious sheets of my king sized bed and wondered sleepily if they were Egyptian cotton.  (ba dump bump).  My head spun slightly as my soul unwound from the travel and the excitement and I sunk into the pillows under my head finally relaxing the muscles in my neck.

The second day of travel had concluded and so has this installment of the blog entry.  More to come ...

Sunday, October 4, 2009

How I got to Baghdad

In the other, more mundane sense of the phrase, but venturing into a country like Iraq can scarcely be described as mundane, so I figure it makes an interesting post. And perhaps I'll hold the attention of my roomate better, who upon reading my last post initially could not remember whether he had read it or not. And when realizing that he had, said "Oh yeah, it was really long and I was reading and reading and you hadn't even got to the airport yet." Perhaps he is not really my audience... But for you Dear Reader, I'll soldier on.

How was the trip to Baghdad? In a word, long. And the length of it makes sense, given that I started my day in the veritable cradle of the longest enduring representative democracy, Williamsburg, Virginia, and ended it in the cradle of civilization itself, Mesopotamia, Babylon, Assyria, the fertile Crescent.

I woke the day of my departure in the same room that I spent my formative years (although the Farrah Fawcett poster is long since down from the wall, and Farrah herself is sadly now departed from this earth). I roused in the first floor cubby that was my bedroom from the time I was seven until I turned eighteen and fled the comfortable nest to the wild wonders of Chapel Hill, North Carolina. I spent the morning with Skippy Jr. and packed a few last minute things, before climbing into the car at about 2pm on Friday, August the 14th with my parents and Skippy Jr. as well.

We drove north. First on I64, then 295 around Richmond, and then I95 North, the two hundred yard wide strip of hell that runs from Richmond, Virginia to Washington, DC. (Actually the highway runs from Miami, Florida to the Canadian border near Houghton, Maine, but you will have a hard time convincing me that there is any stretch of it more hellish than that 45 or so miles between Fredericksburg and the Mixing Bowl. (For my non-East Coast dear readers have a gander at this and be glad you live far away.)

However, the highway gods were kind (other fools had sacrificed their days to the concrete totems) and we were not held up by traffic on our way to Dulles Airport.  We stopped for a final dinner for YDS in Reston.  More specifically at an upscale chain restaurant in Reston Town Center, that remarkable testament to planned urban sprawl.  And typically for an American family the choice of cuisine was ethnic, Italian to be exact, and as good as you might expect from that type of restaurant in that type of place.

But I must admit that I scarely remember tasting the food as my thoughts were elsewhere.  I felt strangely and prematurely detached from my son as I watched him squirm in his chair and flirt shamelessly with the waitresses.  His outward motion relected my inner disquiet and it was clear to any willing to read the signs that we shared the same conflict.

Dinner ended and when a stroll of the pedestrian mall did not yeild a toy store, much to Skippy Jr.'s dismay, we climbed back into the car for the final seven miles to Dulles.

No one would confuse Dulles International Airport with a country cottage surrounded by a white picket fence, but never has the hideous testament to modern architecture looked so foreboding.  Dulles is one of my least favorite airports -- it is cold, confusing, and hard to get around in -- and pulling up to the building to leave for Iraq did not enhance its standing in my estimation.  But pull in we did, and after a squabble regarding whether to park in the valet parking without consulting the valet (thankfully, we did not), we were out of the car and headed for the check in counters.


Skippy Jr. waited with me patiently, strangely so, as traveler after traveler moved to the almost fully automated kiosks and began their journeys to more pleasant, but perhaps less interesting destinations.  My turn came and then I had my boarding pass, and my bag was checked (only three pounds overweight).  And then it was time.  I kissed my son and hugged him.  I told him how proud I was of him, for who he was and who he was growing to be.  I promised that I would be home soon and told him of the great time we would have when I was back.  Thinking of it now, it feels as though I was shouting those platitudes into a windstorm.  As though the force of the event ripped the words from my mouth as soon as I could form them and swept them away so that I could not be sure that they reached my son's ears to comfort him.

And he did so well, he was so strong, until I began to stop waving and to walk around the corner to the security check point.  It was then that he began to cry.  It was then that the moment was too much for him, too hard for him to think of three months apart.  I waved again and came back for one final hug and probably told him some further meaningless encouragement, but ultimately, he was crying and was going to continue to cry.

That awful fact was confirmed by a message on my cell phone once I made it though security.  It was a new call and had just come in moments before from my parents' cell phone.  It was Skippy Jr. still crying and sad and wanting to say goodbye one more time.  I returned the call immediately but my parents had switched the phone off.

So there I stood, with my shoes untied and my belt undone, staring at the phone in my hand and cursing my parents near paranoic compulsion with turning off the cell phone and realizing the full force of the fact that I had agreed not only for myself but for my sweet seven year old son, that I would spend a full year in a war zone far removed from my family and from the one person I love more than anyone or anything in the whole world.  That was the choice I had made.

Off to a grand start, wouldn't you say, Dear Reader?

Hoping against hope that my trip had reached an early nadir, I tied my shoes, buckled my belt and headed for the gate.  I was there far too early and so had only time to kill as I waited for the first leg of my odessey, an overnight flight to London's Heathrow to take off.  I read, I listened to music, I tried to write (unsuccessfully).  The highlight was watching the author of Iraqi Chicken (another fine blog) and her husband breeze by on their way to first class seating for the seven hour flight.  The Chicken's husband's comment was something like "What are you earning it for if not to spend?"  An admirable thought, but I was nowhere near that blithe at that particular moment.

The flight was unremarkable and forgettable.  Nowhere near as long as the transcontinental, trans-Pacific marathon I endured in May, but long enough in its own right.  A fair part of the trip was spent in numb dread of Heathrow.  Having never heard a single good word spoken about the place, I was prepared for something of a cross between the Ministry of Information in Terry Guillam's Brazil and a 1984 style government building.

I was not prepared for it to be somewhat pleasant.  I was annoyed by the absolute refusal of airport authorities to post the departure gate until one hour before the plane was due to arrive but found plenty of open and airy (if noisy) lounges to wait and people watch in.  I read again, and listened to music and debated having something to eat ultimately settling on a fast food sandwich that didn't taste completely like cardboard.

Finally, the gate was assigned and it was time for the next leg of YDS's journey up the river:  from London to Amman, Jordan.

This post has gotten really long, so I'll say ... to be continued.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Another Perfect Pop Song?

You, Dear Reader, know very well how YDS loves a good pop song. There is one in particular on YDS's iPod that quite frequently has me reaching to replay it, sometimes over and over, frighteningly like a teenager.

But I can't help it. It has everything a great pop song should have: sex, longing, loneliness, angst, devotion to a lost cause, oh, and a good beat. And it doesn't hurt that both singers for The Veronicas have mastered that baleful sort of nasal tone that I'm doing a horrible job of describing but when you hear it sounds like instant longing.

Or maybe its just a road tramp song...

Anyway, here are the lyrics and the video for The Veronicas, This Love. I hope you enjoy.

This Love
The Veronicas
Hook Me Up

I can see it in your eyes
taste it in our first kiss
stranger in this lonely town
save me from my emptiness

You took my hand
you told me it would be ok
I trusted you to hold my heart
now fate is pulling me away, from you

Even if I leave you now
and it breaks my heart
even if I'm not around
I won't give in
I can't give up
on this love

You've become a piece of me
makes me sick to even think
of mornings waking up alone
searching for you in my sheets
don't fade
away

Even if I leave you now
and it breaks my heart
even if I'm not around
I won't give in
I can't give up
on this love

I can't just close the door
(on this love)
I never felt anything like this before
(like this love)
tell me the truth no matter what we're going through
will you hold on too 'cause
even if I leave you now
and it breaks my heart
even if I'm not around
I won't give in
I can't give up
on this love

Even if I leave you now
and it breaks my heart
even if I'm not around
I won't give in
I can't give up
on this love




Family Cookbook and a recipe for you, Dear Reader

YDS's mom is putting together a family cookbook.  There's going to be a lot of great recipes in it, so I'm very excited.  Even though I'm a pretty decent cook, YDS's main contribution to the book so far has been to suggest some of his favorite dishes from various and sundry family members, especially my grandfather and grandmother.  Many of my memories of my grandfather have to do with food, but perhaps that is a thought best left for another entry. 

My mother did ask me to include one recipe.  It is not the hardest thing I can make, and certainly not the most sophisticated.  But it is one of my favorites and I explained why in the "story" that went with my recipe.  I share it with you now, dear reader:

The Man Behind the Brats


Other than a secret party, my favorite party is a tailgate. I've been making brats this way for about twenty years - ever since I lived in the Midwest and realized it was brats, and not necessarily fried chicken, that was the absolute must have for any good tailgate. (Although I do love fried chicken and a screwdriver.) This recipe has served me well, from UNC football, to DC United, to Richmond Kickers, to US Men's National Team games. The key to their success is not overcooking them in the steaming, but leaving them to finish up on the grill having marinated overnight in a good hoppy beer.


Someone once told me that there is no such thing as a cooking wine; if you want a dish to taste good with wine in it, use a good wine. The same is true for beer. Don't skimp on the beer in this recipe.


YDS

YDS's Tailgate Brats

One package Wisconsin-style brats (Johnsonville or similar)
One very large onion
Two bottles of a good hoppy beer (like a microbrew IPA)
At least two cloves of chopped garlic


1. Coarsely chop the onion and two cloves of garlic.
2. Place one half of the onion and all of the garlic in a the bottom of a large pot fitted with a steamer.
3. Arrange the brats in the steamer. Try to minimize the brats touching each other, so that they will steam evenly.

4. Pour one of the beers over the brats and turn on a high heat.
5. Bring the beer with the onions and garlic to a boil and steam the brats until they turn grayish on the outside, but retain some pink on the inside about ten minutes. Again, take care not to overcook. You want plenty of the fat in the sausage to remain in brats.
6. Once they reach their partially cooked stage (grayish on the outside with a little pink remaining in the middle; about ten minutes) remove from the heat and allow to cool.
7. Place the brats in a large Tupperware or similar container with the remaining onion and as much of the second beer as will fit. If the entire beer won't fit in the container, the leftover will almost certainly fit in you.
8. Marinate overnight. It isn't a tragedy if you are doing this the morning of your event, because you can probably get some decent marinating time in on the way to the stadium.
9. Cook over a good hot charcoal fire on a crisp fall day with the anticipation of a great sporting event. Turn frequently. They are done when they are golden brown and the fat bubbles out clear when you poke them. But only poke one when you are pretty sure that they are done.
10. Serve on a good roll with a robust mustard and sauerkraut.


Usually serves 4 Persons at two brats each
 
So there it is.  I hadn't written much lately until I had a whack at this and I was sort of pleased with how it turned out, so I decided to share it with you.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

How I got to Baghdad


First things first. YDS apologizes profusely for his extended absence. Ending my former job and moving to a new one proved to be more stressful than I anticipated and stress has an unfortunate side effect of sapping my motivation to write. I also discovered Facebook, so a lot of my one-liners have ended up there, rather than here. I still plan to blog about Japan, so if you were hoping for that report, you’ll have to continue being patient, but it will come eventually.

But I digress. On to the topic at hand.

Perhaps you remember two summers ago, when the Foreign Service came under a great deal of criticism for its supposed failure to adequately provide enough volunteers for our missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. The press somehow gained access to an internal “town hall” which, like many of the town halls on medical reform, got somewhat ugly. The media coverage that followed gave my profession a pretty bad black eye. There are conspiracy theories about whether the entire happening was stage managed, but I have no intelligent opinion on that. I’m not generally a conspiracy theory type of blogger.

The missions were quickly full staffed after that and I like to think that our profession regained some respect by responding to the criticism (fair or not).

Anyway, it’s against that backdrop that I found myself in the center of the effort to make sure that the awkward moments of the Summer of 2007 were not repeated for the Foreign Service. Secretary Rice informed me (well, she had the Director General send me a letter) that she thought I would look cute in Iraq and that I had “special skills” that would be of good service.

I took a deep breath, that’s for sure. Even as things were improving in Summer of 2007 in Iraq, the previous months had been rocky, to say the least. Nonetheless, I accepted my Career Development Officer’s (CDO, perhaps better known as Career Destruction Officer) offer of a cup of coffee to discuss what it really meant to get the letter.

As it turns out, it did not really mean that I had to go to Iraq. At least not necessarily this time around. But as he put it, “The Embassy in Iraq is a big place and takes lots of people serving there. The Foreign Services is not all that many people.” If you take out the people who are medically unable to serve in undeveloped countries, the numbers shrink further. In other words, many if not most Foreign Service Officers are going to have to serve in Iraq or Afghanistan at one time or another. So it became a question of not so much if, but when? And if I was going to go, would it be when I decided or when the Department decided?

In other words, I could kick the can down the road, but it was going to stay in the road.

Other factors were at work as well. To be close to Skippy Jr., I had served two tours in Washington DC. The Foreign Service requires that Officers go abroad after five years in the States. So if I was going to take another two year tour in DC, I would have had to seek a waiver based on my family circumstances. It was probably mostly an administrative exercise, but there that was. A tour in Iraq would allow that clock to be reset after only one year abroad and away from Skippy Jr, as opposed to the ordinary three year tour.

The next and perhaps more important factor was the current compensation package. With Congress still throwing money at Iraq and Afghanistan, the Department had (and still has) significant ability to put together very attractive compensation packages for Officers willing to serve in Iraq. The details are somewhat dry, but suffice it to say that not only will I be making very close to twice of my salary in DC with virtually no expenses. On top of that, the Department will pay for three trips home during the one year tour--a benefit enjoyed only by Officers in Iraq and Afghanistan.

The kicker, and the benefit most likely to go away soon, was the ability to link my assignment in Iraq to virtually whatever assignment I chose. With an eye toward being close to Skippy Jr. again as quickly as possible, I chose a job in the training division of the Department, teaching new consular officers how to be consular officers. It is a job that I thought from my first weeks with the Foreign Service, “Man, I’d like to do that.”

With all of that, the negatives were still there. Iraq is dangerous. There’s no getting around that. But the Department has more security here than anywhere else in the world, and their only concern is keeping all of us safe. They’re smart and good at their jobs, and I trust them.
The other main negative was being away from Skippy, Jr. That was (and is) a big deal for me.

But it isn’t the Dark Ages. The telephone in my apartment has a US commerical number. There’s email. I’ve set up a blog just for him to read. I’ve Skype’d with him twice. (Is that a word yet? It will be soon.) We should be on Skype again here this afternoon. And the three trips home, with the extra income, will be big fun trips. There’s a family gathering for Thanksgiving in Sandbridge. There’s the Disney cruise at the end of February. And for the third trip home, we’ll visit family and friends on the Cape and in the Hamptons (huh-ha! Fancy!)

It’s a good decision. It’s the right decision. But it was still a hard decision.

YDS

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Off to Japan...


With mixed emotions. I’m not really sure what to think exactly about a 13 hour and 45 minute flight, first of all. Sounds like a physical challenge that I’d rather not take on. I was restless and anxious after my last cross country flight to Yuma, Arizona, so I’m definitely worried about the additional oh, EIGHT hours that this flight will be.


I think perhaps also that I have completely over thought this trip (big surprise there). It’s a business trip and in the run up to the trip there was a lot of pressure on me to produce a not insignificant amount of work product to get my boss’s boss’s boss ready for the work that we’ll do there. The work is done now, so that pressure should have gone away, but I’ve been thinking about it for so long that I haven’t quite been able to let go of it yet. Soon I hope. If I don’t let go of it entirely after I get back from Japan, I’ll seriously consider getting back into counseling.


But probably deeper than the work related stuff--and that runs pretty deep--is a real ambivalence about Asia in general and Japan in particular. Where that comes from I’m not exactly sure. I have incredible curiosity about parts of our Earth. Europe, especially, even the dangerous parts, I want to see and learn about and experience. South America. Absolutely. Even Central America and most of Africa. But Asia? Not so much.

Did I buy into the inscrutable Asian stereotype as a kid? Have I watched too many World War II movies with ruthless Japanese enemies? I don’t know.

I read James Clavell’s Shogun when I was young (probably too young given some of the descriptive erotic scenes--the term “time of the clouds and rain” sticks in my head) and gained an admiration for the ceremony and tradition of Japanese society. Yet when I think of Tokyo and its millions and millions of people, when the image of Shibuya crossing, with what looks like a hundred thousand people crossing the road under the glare of five story tall neon signs for huge department stores and hit movies, I cringe a bit. Too many people, I think. Too close together. It seems claustrophobic and frightening.

Will it really be that way? Will I hate it as much as I expect?

Stay tuned to YDS.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

In case anyone was wondering ...


I can confirmed that "air quotes" are still out and should stay out. There is just no way to make your point (or even tell a joke) using them without looking like a tool.


Please make a note of it.

Friday, May 15, 2009

On Aging ...


I realized ... that if I keep my hair cut short, I'll have less gray hair.


Simplistic, perhaps, but hard to argue.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

A comic for Greg





And this is why I get my news from The Daily Show.

Go On and Kiss the Girl

Another softening of a story hit me as particularly disturbing yesterday. As you know, faithful reader, I have a weakness for pop music and Colbie Callait and Ashley Tisdale both rerecorded "Kiss the Girl" from Disney's The Little Mermaid. It's a good song, and both versions are fun and made their way onto my iPod. But as I was listening to the Colbie Callait version, it struck me how far from Hans Christen Anderson's original the Disney story had strayed.



Never mind that Ariel can walk without feeling like swords were stabbing her, like in the original, but if the mermaid can't get her true love to reciprocate by kissing her (or marrying her), then not only will she have sacrificed her 300 year long mer-life, but also any chance at an immortal soul.



So, when Colbie and Ashley sing:
Sha la la la la la ain't that sad
Ain't it a shame, too bad
He gonna miss the girl

They're really underplaying the stakes for Ariel.



I mean, jeez, she's about to end up as sea foam! Shouldn't there be more urgency than "ain't it a shame?"

Or maybe, again, it's just a pop song.

Oh, and don't get me started on what a mistake Ashley Tisdale made "fixing" her nose....

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

The Onion is my hero



KFC Introduces New Bird-Flu Dipping Vaccine

Seriously, how do I get a job writing for those guys? Either that or writing for The Daily Show would be my dream job. Although I bet The Daily Show pays better.

Monday, April 27, 2009

A little something for you, dear reader


You've probably gathered that music is pretty important to me. You may have even figured out that iTunes has revitalized my love affair with music, especially new music. So I managed to figure out how to add an RSS feed at the bottom of my blog that shows some of my latest iTunes purchases for your amazement and ridicule. Enjoy.

Or don't ... whatever.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Let Them Go This Time

Perhaps, as a Virginian, it is completely appropriate that I am all in favor of Texas's secession from the United States. I believe, generally speaking, in soveriegnty and the Tenth Amendment. I just believe that it's a whole lot different than what Rick Perry (Steve Perry seems like a nicer guy) seems to think that it is. In case he forgot, the Civil War (WONA) settled that issue pretty clearly, and Supreme Court decisions since then have toed that line. But if he, and other Texans, don't like the way the Constitution is interpreted, so be it. Off with you. Best of luck, I say.

But a friendly secession would be significantly different than what happened in 1861 following the Secession Convention. This time around, the Federal Government ought to withdraw all of its resources from the territory of the nascent Republic of Texas rather than allowing them to be violently seized by the seceeding state.
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The Department of Homeland Security including Customs and Border Patrol, Immigration and Customs Enforcement, and the Transportation Safety Administration? Out of there. Every rifle, truck, pistol, and badge. Every x-ray machine and bomb sniffing dog. They'll be needed to protect the new borders between the USA and the New Republic.
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Social Security Administration? Out. Payments to retirees in Texas only in the way that we make them available to retirees overseas. And with no international agreement in place it might take a while to get all that going. Medicare? Doesn't apply "overseas." Unemployment benefits? Paid in the same way the USG pays for folks who are unemployed "overseas." In other words, not at all.
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FBI? All the special agents should reassigned to new U.S. postings. We'll send our Legal Attache (usually just a few agents) to the new Embassy to the Republic of Texas (once it gets built).
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And the military? Come on home, men and women. Every tank, every jet, every helicopter, every machine gun, returned back to the United States. There are 18 military bases in Texas, and most of the personnel and materiel belong to the United States, not the State of Texas.
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Support for higher education? Done. Ask University of Texas at Austin how long it can survive without federal grants for research and federal loans for its students to attend. And kick all those schools out of the NCAA. Good riddance, Mack Brown and Rick Barnes.
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And then the bill. Send the New Republic a bill for the infrastructure left behind, for the highways, the hospitals, the schools, the university buildings, the airports, for anything that was built entirely or partially with federal funding. How many billions do you think that might be?
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Anyway, I think by now you've gotten YDS's point. Let Texas go. But just make sure they know the real cost before they step out the door.
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Oh but one parting shot: Why is it that no one has described Mr. Perry's comments as treasonous, or as giving aid and comfort to the enemy in a time of war? Do you wonder whether someone in the previous administration might have?

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

A Good Gauge of my Mood

When the Smiths come on the iPod and I crank them up, it's pretty good hint that I'm feeling somewhat maudlin.

Also, I don't tend to write (either here or on my plays) very much when I'm depressed. I don't know how Sylvia Plath or Sarah Kane managed. Of course, they both ended quite badly. The tradeoff is worth it, of course, but writing seems like it ought to be therapeutic, an exercise that helps me to work through my feelings and relieve the angst, but so far, it isn't doing it for me.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Friday, April 3, 2009

He did pretty well with the Sweet Sixteen...

So let's hope the Bard can keep up his prognostication...

And here are Shakespeare's picks for the Final Four:

Connecticut Huskies vs. the Michigan State Spartans: Will's tip: “the Dog will have his day” (Hamlet, 5.1)......
CONNECTICUT to the Finals

North Carolina Tarheels vs. the Villanova Wildcats: Will's tip: “the Cat must stay at home” (Henry V, 5.1) and the “Heels will kick at heaven” (Hamlet, 3.3)....
NORTH CAROLINA to the Finals

And in the Championship game:
North Carolina Tarheels versus Connecticut Huskies: Shakespeare agrees that this year the Big East has been stronger top to bottom, but says, “I’ll take my Heels” (Comedy of Errors 1.1) and “darkness breaks within the East” (Richard III, 5.3).

2009 NCAA Men's Champion
NORTH CAROLINA TARHEELS


http://www.americanshakespearecenter.com/v.php?pg=397

Have I mentioned that I'm proud of my alma mater?

As reported by ESPN.com:

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/ncaatourney09/news/story?id=3987923

North Carolina, Pittsburgh, Louisville and Connecticut share a No. 1 seeding in the NCAA tournament. Their graduation rates have less in common.

The numbers ranged from 86 percent at North Carolina to 33 percent at UConn, according to a report released Monday by The Institute for Diversity and Ethics in Sport at the University of Central Florida.

Louisville was at 42 percent and Pitt at 69 percent.


They play hoops AND they go to class. What a concept!!!

Friday, March 27, 2009

The Bard has a go at Predicting NCAA Hoops

Courtesy of the American Shakespeare Center:

http://www.americanshakespearecenter.com/v.php?pg=397

An American Shakespeare Center Exclusive

People can debate the identity of William Shakespeare, but the one thing we know for certain is that Will Shakespeare was a huge fan of March Madness and famously admonishes basketball fans to "remember March, the ides of March remember!" Now that the Ides of March is past, we have our basketball Sweet Sixteen, and Shakespeare through his friends at the American Shakespeare Center is weighing in on the Bracket to the Final Four and the 2009 national championship.

East Regional
In the East the Pitt Panthers are up against the Xavier Muskteers and Shakespeare says of the Muskets that they are "leaden messengers" (All's Well, 3.2) and thinks the game will "rouse the proudest Panther in the chase" (Titus, 2.2).

As to the other game, where the Duke Blue Devils take on the Villanova Wildcats, Shakespeare tells Coach K that in "despite of the Devils and hell," (2 Henry VI, 4.8), there will be "Wildcats in your kitchen" (Othello, 2.1).

Elite Eight Picks: Villanova Wildcats will play the Pitt Panthers.

Midwest Regional
In the Midwest, the Louisville Cardinals take on the other Wildcats, and though Shakespeare thinks that out west Arizona is "the king of Cats" (Romeo and Juliet, 3.1), he says quite clearly that in choosing between the two teams he "would the college of Cardinals" (Henry VIII, 3.2).

In the second game, the Michigan State Spartans battle the Kansas Jayhawks, and in this one Shakespeare says his favorites are "bred out of the Spartan kind" (Dream, 4.1) and are "of more delight than Hawks" (Sonnets: XCI).

Elite Eight Picks: Louisville Cardinals meet the Michigan State Spartans.

South Regional
The Oklahoma Sooners meet the Syracuse Orange, and despite Syracuse's valiant six-overtime win against Connecticut, Shakespeare is emphatic: "Give not this rotten Orange to your friends," (Much Ado, 4.1) and urges bracketeers to choose Oklahoma with this advice: "Sooner, Sweet, for you." (Othello, 3.2).

In game two between the North Carolina Tarheels and the Gonzaga Bulldogs, Will has no patience with the underdogs from the Northwest - "Down, down, dogs!" (1 Henry IV, 2.4) - and that for those of us who love the ACC "our grace is only in the Heels" (Henry V, 3.2).

Elite Eight Picks: The North Carolina Tarheels will meet the Oklahoma Sooners.

West Regional
In the West, the Connecticut Huskies go against the Purdue Boilermakers, and here Shakespeare gets downright nasty in with Purdue - "You shames! you herd of Boils" (Coriolanus, 1.4) - and predicts that "what's to come is strew'd with Husks" (Troilus and Cressida, 4.4).

In the second game, where the Memphis Tiger plays the Missouri Tigers, Shakespeare predicts unhelpfully that "Tigers must prey" (Titus Andronicus, 3.1), but tells us later that Memphis will "triumph upon my Missouri" (Shrew 4.3).

Elite Eight Picks: The Memphis Tigers to play Connecticut.

And here are Shakespeare's picks for the Final Four:
Villanova Wildcats versus Pitt Panthers - Will's Tip: "Deep Pitt" (Titus, 2.3) ...
PITTSBURG

Louisville Cardinals versus Michigan State Spartans -- Will's Tip: "The Cardinal's not my better in the field." (2 Henry VI, 1.3) ... MICHIGAN SATE

UNC Tarheels versus Oklahoma Sooners -- Will's Tip: "the Heels of worth" (All's Well, 3.4) ... CAROLINA

Memphis Tigers versus Connecticut - Will's Tip: "The empty Tigers" (Romeo and Juliet, 5.3) ... CONNECTICUT

NEXT WEEK: Check the ASC's site for Shakespeare's prediction of the national champion.


I like the way ole Will thinks!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Chieftains at the Kennedy Center Last Night.

'Nuf said.
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Well, except that Cara Butler was there too. That was good.
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Oh, and Alyth McCormack. She was amazing.
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And the bagpipes were cool.
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So, thanks Pete!!!

Friday, February 20, 2009

Wm. Shakespeare v. Taylor Swift

If you know me, and I know you do dear reader, you know that I have an unreasoning weakness for a well-crafted pop song. And true to my caddish male nature, that goes double for one sung by a cute girl. So, for better or worse, I was bound to be a sucker for "Love Story" by Taylor Swift.



The song is interesting though, because for 85% of it, it's a pretty faithful retelling of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, including Juliet's moment of doubt towards the end. Taylor sings:

I got tired of waiting,
Wondering if you were ever coming around
My faith in you was fading,

But instead of the tragic ending Shakespeare wrote, Juliet's forbidden love arrives:

When I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said

Romeo save me, I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you but you never come
Is this in my head, I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said

Marry me Juliet, you'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress
It's a love story, baby, just say yes

Nice enough, sure. But this rewrite of the story leads me to wonder, "Does a pop song have to have a happy ending?" And if Taylor Swift wanted a song with a happy ending, why pick Romeo and Juliet at all? Maybe it's a statement that even the most famous of star-crossed lovers deserve a happy ending, suggesting that Taylor believes that Shakespeare treated his most famous characters poorly.

Or maybe ... it's just a pop song.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

One more dig ...

And then I'll quit, I promise.

But Adam Lucas of TarHeelBlue.com nails it:

The biggest fallacy about this whole Carolina-Duke rivalry is the 8-mile thing, as if proximity somehow indicates similarity. It's like assuming East and West Germany must be comparable since they were close to each other.

Duke fans believe spending 196 hours in a tent indicates passion and devotion. Carolina fans believe 196 hours in a tent indicates a telling lack of other social engagements.

The undergrads inhabiting Tent 1 in Krzyzewskiville staked their claim on Dec. 26, 47 days ago. Added over four years of college life, that's 188 days--over half a year--in a tent to watch four losses. The good news is that all that time in a tent did enable them to have a great view of history: Carolina's 101-87 victory was the first time an opponent surpassed 100 points in a regulation game at Cameron since the Tar Heels did it in 1983.

Duke has 6,340 undergrads. Assuming a fourth of them are seniors, that makes a class of 1,585 that will graduate in May without ever seeing a home victory over Carolina.


The rest of the article (http://tarheelblue.cstv.com/sports/m-baskbl/spec-rel/021209aaa.html) is good too. Now I'll go back to leaving Dookies alone.

Too good not to share ...


Thanks to TarHeelFanblog reader: “Yo mama sleeps with Teague” for this.

Oh and thanks to 101-87.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Money in misery ... and stolen kids.

An interesting article from a GREAT magazine about a problem near and dear to my heart (especially the part about children and international parental child abduction).

It's probably a topic for another post, but I think with The Economist you probably get the most unbiased and thoughtful reporting on the American political front.

http://www.economist.com/world/international/displaystory.cfm?story_id=13057235

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Afro Samurai: Art for art's sake?

Got around to watching "Afro-Samurai: Resurrection" the other night and was almost completely blown away. It's out on video and if you have the slightest enjoyment of anime, or action cartoons, or samurai movies, you owe it to yourself to see this film as soon as possible. Uncle Skippy flat out loved it. I have nits to pick, of course, but for the vast majority of the 90 minutes or so that the movie runs, I was in total awe of the cinematic experience.
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For me, the best part of the movie was not the plot, which was a little draggy and repetitive, or the characters (not Lucy Liu's best work), but the art. Oh, the glorious art! The beauty of drawings and the ink and the coloring in this film reminded me of how my love of comic books transcended from just being enthralled by the great heroic stories and developed into a more mature relationship where I appreciated each panel for the work of art that it could be. For me, way back then, it was examplified by my love of the X-Men and having my taste develop beyond the John Byrne X-Men and into more heady stuff like the Wolverine graphic novels. The art from Afro Samurai reminded me of high school friends and the hours we spent pouring over each panel and arguing about who the best comic book artists were. It didn't matter who won, of course, because we were appreciating art for art's sake. Afro Samurai reminded me of how I grew to love comics in the first place.
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Pretty heady stuff for nerdy 15 year olds.
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Anyway, Afro Samurai not only transported me back to those times, but also wrapped me in a compelling storyline and entertained me with over-the-top gory cartoon violence. Samuel L. Jackson's work on this series continues to be excellent as he voices both the title character and Afro Samurai's interior monologue personified in the outrageous Ninja Ninja.
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I had been looking forward to getting enough time to sit down and watch this movie and, for once, I was not disappointed.
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Did I mention I also saw "Hotel for Dogs?"

Monday, February 2, 2009

I like to think I'm pretty liberal ...


But some days, the thinking of conservative economist makes a lot of sense to me. Consider this Wall Street Journal opinion piece on the downside of a foreclosure "bailout." http://http//online.wsj.com/article/SB123336541474235541.html

I don't think that politically the current administration will be able to avoid providing foreclosure relief. But the author of the WSJ piece thoughtfully considers the long term effect of being trapped in that house, that really, you couldn't afford before the credit market crashed, and you won't be able to afford even once housing prices stabilize again.

I know, I know. I'm just bitter because I didn't buy a huge house that I couldn't afford and now I won't be getting any help from the government keeping it. I have a heart of stone.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

The Tax Lady is Ruining my Life

Okay. She isn't really ruining my life, but she is raising my blood pressure. Check out her ad, linked below, and tell me if you don't agree. I'm certainly okay when little guys unable to defend themselves get help in dealing with the IRS. That isn't what bothers me.
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But if you've run up a tax debt of $150K, or $250K, or as the last "actual client" in the clip says $3,000,000, that means you MADE A BOATLOAD OF MONEY!!! Shut up and pay your fair share! The fact that Roni, the Tax Lady, helps them weasel out of their fair share ...
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Well, it annoys me.

http://www.ronideutch.com/video/IRSIsRuiningMyLife60_TAX-LADY.wmv

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Size inflation.


Don't know whether this is Coca Cola corp's response to the hard economic times, but they've re-introduced the 16oz soda at the price of $.99. It's a good move, and I always thought that 20oz sodas were too big anyway, and just an excuse to make us spend $1.29 or more when we really didn't even want that much soda.
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But it was weird, to pick up that 16oz bottle, which not so long ago seemed really big, and think "Huh, this is kind of a small bottle of Coke."
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It really isn't, but Coca Cola corp wants you to think that it is.